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Monday, February 2, 2009


I would say that the SA seniors had really spent some time preparing for this whole thing. The "plot", theme, games, dance moves etc.

Maybe it's because of our wonderful NH's culture, which is to dao/silent/bo chap at everything, that made me rather surprised to see the J1s taking a really short time to get very enthu about the cheers, "kingdoms" and games.

Rofl, bryan's post sibei funny, "like in changi airport", vietnam & brazilian?
Well, i announce chao hsien's neighbour, a guy from korea! Woo, dam kool lor, he learnt/learning chi and jap. Heard he got c6 for chi, it's imba imo.
Was actually so close to making myself go ask him if he's actually from SOUTH korea, but i thought it would turn out really stupid. Really.

Anyway, I think that's the reaction of most people when they get into a new class/school? I shall just be neutral for the time being ba. Only 2 things bothers me now, the distance and the first word of our school name.

Haha and thanks to the 5 element idea and Neriahs, SAJC campus had a small fire incident at around 5.30pm. When my "kingdom" is at the volleyball court training mass dance, the 4th floor one place started puffing out distinct smokes rofl. Thankfully it was put out soon enough. Some guy was like saying, "wah lao, they just renovate leh"

"Once a saint, always a saint."
"No one is here by chance."
"Balls to you."

rofl
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Session Start: Sunday, February 01, 2009
(10:01) -= Jack Zhang Zh:
you are free thinker also right?
(10:01 PM)
bry0n:ya
(10:01 PM) -= Jack Zhang Zh:god bless us........

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Saturday, January 10, 2009


2008年10月

人定胜天



2009年1月

听天由命




2009年1月12日

祝大家心想事成

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Friday, January 9, 2009


四年前的这一天,我应该是在疯狂地挣扎着和6I保持联络,
完全无法让自己接纳新班,也当然没想要新班接纳我。

后来,我好像明白到大家每去到新班都有同样的一个规律,
就是先讨厌新班,然后慢慢地都打成一片,接着就是分开。

两年后,我带着我发现的这个“社会法则”踏进了另个新班。
结果大失所望,原来其实没有这一“法则”。

不过经历总有学习的地方,
后来我领悟到一点,那就是世上没有绝对。
Nothing is absolute.
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7/1/09--6I Gathering

Well, we basically went to east coast by mrt + bus and played cards in Mac and dumped our bags near the beach. After that, most of us went to cycle and the rest of us played more cards at a......zen place.

I realised 2 things:
1. Being an asshole is nothing as compared to being a McDonald's worker in dai di.
2. I don't know what the hell zen means or what a zen place should be like.

What do you know, after about 3 hours, my jaws started to feel pain because I've laughed too much and the only other time my jaws hurt was when I watched a 1hour+ show by Russell Peters. Well, he's a comedian.

Unfortunately, only half the class went, but it was already so funtarhstic =D

Lao Shen ---- Joker aura who came up with mcdonald worker/$3.50...and the stupid zen
Jie Ren ---- Racist jokes specialist XD
Lao Mel ---- Sibei stylo
Lao Ben ---- Never gotta forget his reaction when he knew what the cookie thing means
Wen Yang ---- Itchy hands = Queen of Pain
Si Tong ---- Same kiddo voice hehe
Sin Lin ---- All hail the 6I summoner!
Sheena & Lao Bell ---- Cute! (LOL, last time duno who called Belinda with Lao prefix)
Lao Neo & Lao Jon ---- Metamorphosised into a macho tank
Lao Wang & Xiang Yun ---- 老样子 + imba singing
Hong Lan & Kai Song ---- Wail~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Nothing is absolute, including this statement.
6I的那一天是绝对的灿烂。



幻想与现实之间的鲜明差异
完美主义者们的悲哀与无奈

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009


哎呀!忘了写一篇祝大家新年快乐。
没关系,下个月就是农历新年。

哎呀!忘了写一篇祝大家圣诞快乐。
没关系,今年还有嘛,到时候写。

哎呀!忘了写一篇回中国一游的。
没关系,咱们往前看,今年底/明年中打算回去一次。

Zzz,见TMD鬼,还真不能往前看--去年会考的成绩都还没出。
考前还有得拼,考后就只有干着急的份。
Hmm,不妨去庙里拜一拜哈哈。
这叫做考前临时抱佛脚,考后上庙去烧香。

只希望快点公布发成绩的日期,别象我这样procrastinate。

哎呀!还没洗澡。
没关系,还有明天。




Procrastination is actually merely a kind of...
Err...I'll tell you tomorrow


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Wednesday, December 17, 2008


When your tricks get so powerful that it tricks everyone, including yourself.



最好的矛VS最好的盾


Pinball


More pinballs


MEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008


Okay, I'm back from China due to certain reasons that can be sumed up by one word ---- Grandmothers.

Reached home at 5am, thanks to budget airlines, used comp until 6am and went to bed just when the sky was starting to turn light.

Woke up at 12 noon and started to feel totally sick of everything around me when i was just starting to miss some stuffs about singapore in china

And it got a bit worse when i tried to order a cup of soya bean milk at the coffee shop:

"小弟要喝水吗?"
"Okay, 一杯豆奶"
"Huh?"
"Err, 不不, 豆浆"
"Huh???"

Then i stared at blank space for a full 5 seconds trying hard to recall the word, before i turned to look at the puzzled waitress auntie.

"哦! 一杯豆花水"
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By the way, when people say "The only thing that is free in Singapore is the air", APPRECIATE IT.

Coz it's clean.



保持着虚伪

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Saturday, November 29, 2008


Prom night
Okay, I was wrong for one thing, no one cried LOL.
The fashion show part was much less also I guess.
It was all about mass photo taking and after the first few dishes,
everyone heck care the food and chionged everywhere to take photos.

Post-prom
Erm, we stoned...and yishuo stripped...and we danced...
Was a pretty kool new experience, but hell I'm not gonna go there in a very long time.

205 Chalet
The kbox with yuan, fy, ferny, jessica and jiayu was really fun.
Jiayu sang like Hebe/Selina imo. She sang the best, but hell, girls never voice break one what <=(

Bridge with yisen was dam steady/sibei jia lat. Always feel dam confident having him as my bridge partner, coz of his du3 shen2 aura lolol, but it was only after a few rounds that we figured out some synergy.

Then it was kbox AGAIN with yishuo and klinsen.
Klinsen sang pretty well I guess lolol.
Well, let not talk about yishuo before he turn on his swearing mode LOL.
(Miss Wang: "Wow, that was the most number of F words I've heard in one sentence".)

Okay and screw/thank you guys for saying that I sound like Jay 3 times, 3 times I went to kbox. I can start calling it jbox liao lolol.

China trip
IT'S NOW! CYA GUYS!
I shall happily say goodbye to 2 fking things:
1) The food here. It sux, period.
2) Channel 8. You wouldn't want me to start now right? I'll miss my flight that way.



Appreciation, Obliviousness and Tolerance.

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Monday, November 24, 2008


Okayyy so later is gonna be fashion show + photo shoot + mass crying session for those higher EQ people.

Lol, that pretty much sums up how I feel about prom night, but 既来之则安之, hope this would be a fun experience.
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Anyhow, the days after O lvl is really shiok. Let's list out some of the things I did/going to do.

Wow...checked the calendar and had a shock. It's been only 11 days since the end of O's...officially at least.

8th Nov
Hang man, yiting, me and xh went to kbox. (xh's treat woo!)
Besides Jin man 伟大地把时间让给我们唱, and xh's perma off-tune, it was pretty fun.
Gotta love jihang's high notes...maybe all girls also can do lol.
Yiting sang like Liang Jing Ru, and they say I sounded like Jay ._.
Duno to feel happy or sian lol. 红模仿 de lyrics already flame the fake Jays like crazy sia...

After typing all these out that I realise it happened before the end of O lolol.

15th Nov
Parents and I went to the Tutorial Island! I mean the NS basially military trainning camp, where they ensured parents there'll be no bullying, abuse of power or too tough for people like countless number of times. Dood lame. I think I'll just go there and PT + learn driving + learn shooting + err...learn malay...

21st Nov
Soccer at fico.
Trust me, I was the first one to sub out after like 10-15 min of playing LOL.
Everyone else was very tired also, and it seemed much more difficult to sub out than to sub in.

After that was benny's house!
Err...we just ate food, some played mahjong, cards and watched quite a few movies.

国产零零七
was simply another hilarious classic movie by Zhou Xing Chi.

Phat girlz.
Okay that's it, fk the director, I swear he's a fking fatass that directed the whole dam movie while lying on bed coz the only way to get his fatass out of the bed is to attach a space rocket onto him.
It was generally funny actually, but the morale of the story?
If you are fat, STAY FAT.
If you are not fat, GET FAT.
Fk you again, kthxbai.

Fantastic 4: Silver Surfer
Err...just...a nice...movie?
The silver guy could have just done it long ago, rather than letting Saturn, Jupiter etc get owned.

24th Nov
Prom night and post prom night woo!

25th-27th Nov
205 chalet!

29th Nov
China trip with klin and fei lolol.
Be back at 27th Dec.



Man. Has a need. To. Make. Sense.
---Chris Rock

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Friday, November 21, 2008


Still remember the 20marks English close passage we used to do in primary school?
Can tear in joy when people get 10 and above one lol.

1) Y_ _ _ _ are despised/hated/disliked by the majority of people in Singapore.
If the above is merely a statement, then only >0.xx% of them can manage to get to..err...poly, hinders the development of the society, having severe lack of vocabulary, gives a tremendous boost of confidence to the more "ordinary" O level candidates (they do practically help actually), usually roam around in gangs and dying for a fight, is a fact.

2) _ _ _ _ _ _ is the religion that they are in.
No, don't get me started. Refer to our sec 4 SS textbook for more info, regarding both 1 and 2.

3) When you O_ _ _ _ _ _ _ something, you really really really REALLY don't wish, but at the same time never fails to hear (in sequence):
- "What time?"
- "Where?"
- "Got who going?"
- "Ehh....duno leh"
("Zzz, just go lah")
- "Not sure...I'm busy on that day"
- "Nvm lah, think I dun wan"

OR
- "Umm, okay lor"
- Few hours or 1 day before the event, "Eh I'm not going liao."

4) Emo + 无中生有 + contradicting/ironic/inconsistent thinking + never seem to be apologising when at fault + random burst-firing mode kpkb out of nowhere + purposeless backstabbing(coz they enjoy it) = a typical _ _ _ _
(More noticeable when you are having a relationship with that person, but of course happens at anytime.)

5) In Singapore, the government, society etc. only look at papers, certificates and solid results, everyone are treated equally (mostly, lol). This is Singapore's society...let me just digress a bit by saying that this is also why 1) cannot make it academically.
In _ _ _ _ _, you make "friends" with shit load of people, utilises every moment to think of how not to blatantly offend your friends or dun give them face. In truth, you don't give half a shit about them and the only thing that you really trust is yourself. The saying goes "患难见真情". Perhaps sometimes is "患难见不到情".
This is the society in general. Sometimes, I can really get irritated when I ask "those" type of people to do some favours, coz they'll either "okokok" or spam shit load of irrelevant excuses to shut you up. Whichever answer they give, they won't get the thing done, unless it benefits them or they feel there's a need to give you face.

6) _ _ _ people are complete waste of resources. In a group of friends, they are more prone to be despised. Individually, every physical movement is like a 10-min jog for us. When taking the transport, they unnecessarily use up more petrol. If a tall and macho guy weighs the same as a short _ _ _ass, when they take transports, at least the extra petrol used for that guy's weigh(mainly muscles), can be useful at many occasions, whereas the same extra petrol used for the _ _ _ass will ...err...eventually be burnt. Funny thing is, many of them are also very sensitive people, who will get really pissed when someone openly offend their abnormality. Seriously, I don't get it, you either burn those excess shit off, or train to tolerate to all those type of insults, since you can already tolerate many inconveniences in your life. You were not born like that you know?
Of course, if there is any diseases that can actually cause one to gain weight, I have nothing against those people, but for the rest who are "healthy", go to hell go dine in hell.


Lol, this is by far some of the things I discriminate/dislike. Maybe much less for 3, the rest, hell yes.



Nothing is absolute, including this statement.

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Friday, November 7, 2008


Two days ago
YESSSSS!!! IT IS FINALLY OVER!!! Sorry for the 2 days delay, coz i was busy downloading all the games and stuff, didn't even have to sleep lol.

Thought the paper1 was written quite ok. I was quite amazed that i wrote 4¾ pages long for compo and the electronic dictionary was of tremendous help for me, coz I always randomly forget how to write some words.


6I day
Okayyy, randomly went to Wang Chi's house to slack. Later, I found out that Shen Tong moved to just one block away from lao wang's house. So the 2 of us actually went to his house also.
Besides all the err...interesting games like:

-Gunz. If you have played it long ago and you think you're quite pro, you are not
-Gunbound. Woo! Ever seen 1700+ dmg before? With power users and childish updates, it's not that hard to imagine.
-CS type online game.
-Spore. So the 17-year-old Ah Shen played this game which was meant for 5s and it left me slightly traumatised coz I don't think anyone was meant to play that.
-Perfect world. Oh yay, double-jump & moon gravity ftw!
-CS type of game(realistic mode). No double-jump. Nope, no single-jump either. =)
-Some galaxy game which I didn't understand at all, (zoom in to one random spacecraft + zoom out to see like 10 planets with all the dots) x Avogadro's constant.
-Winning Eleven 9 with genetically modified players, period.
-CS type online game.
-More CS type games.
-Racing, or more precisely, the ramming into lampposts. Oh, and also the automatic blinking you back to the track if you go by short-cut.

Well, that should be all. That's what you get by going to 2 friends' houses in one day.

Anyway, the route to Wang's house is actually the same as going to my primary school, which reminds me of the good old memories man. It still seems like yesterday when I was ranting about how crap Nan Hua and 105 is and what not. Which is just the typical lame cycle that goes on:

First year
Enters new class and/or school -> Misses old classmates and/or school -> Rants about new class and/or school
Second year
OMG I LOVE & WILL MISS [Insert new class and school]!!!!!!&%^#@ -> Leaves new class and school -> Goes to the new new class and/or school.

Wash, rinse and repeat. -_-


Today
Went to play soccer with 205 people. Other than the fact that it lasted less than 2 hours with hell lot of breaks in between, we had really low stamina and that I had muscle aches and cramps, it rocked =D.

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Ok congratulations to me, my blog has just devolved into 流水账 kinda blog. Spamming everyday life happenings that even the author doesn't bother to read.





现实主义者选择面对与挑战现实

幻想主义者选择逃避现实

当他们进退维谷、大难临头时
幻想主义者有最后一个绝好的选择
现实主义者没有

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